Well, I suppose for a change, the bride may have actually yelped with joy.
An Indian man has married a female dog, believing the union will help him atone for stoning two other dogs to death. P Selvakumar, 33, said he had been cursed since the killings, suffering paralysis and a loss of hearing.
Question – What do dogs do when they want to sign a pre-nup.
Answer – Oh! They call it a pre-pup.
(Sorry. Really. But that article did this to me.)