Well, I suppose for a change, the bride may have actually yelped with joy.
An Indian man has married a female dog, believing the union will help him atone for stoning two other dogs to death. P Selvakumar, 33, said he had been cursed since the killings, suffering paralysis and a loss of hearing.
Question – What do dogs do when they want to sign a pre-nup.
Answer – Oh! They call it a pre-pup.
(Sorry. Really. But that article did this to me.)
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If he marries a girl now (or is already married), will it be considered bigamy? If he has to put down his “bride” in her old age, will it be considered “extreme form of divorce”?
Sorry, I started writing this as a funny comment (the first question does come under funny category, I hope), but it got away from me.
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I have a feeling you stole my joke.
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This is hilarious.
Well, at least his wife will show a dogged devotion to him.
On the other hand, she might say “I work like a dog every day and you do not even notice me”.
Sorry, I just could not resist those..
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what about all the mosquitoes he swatted? and the ants and other such arachnids?
and the countless chicken and goats that he’s feasted on?
i am sure there are a lot of broken hearts out there in the animal kingdom?
why this bias towards a bitch (pardon my hindi)? or is it because she’s man’s best friend?
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On the plus side:
– The dog doesn’t talk
– Doesn’t need birthday gifts
– Doesn’t remember what you said 10 years ago
– Won’t want to be treated as it’s the only creature in the universe that ever got pregnant
Oh I could go on
On second thoughts, may be I should leave this comment as Anonymous.
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