Spread the word. Send your chaddis to the moral police. Meanwhile, let’s create an anti-morality police. Anyone suspected of not behaving in a lewd enough manner will be gently educated on the wonders of hanging out and having fun.
You see, having fun is just bad, bad, bad for our Grand Indian Tradition. Hundreds of years of civilization hangs by a thread. The threads that go into the making of all our pink chaddis.
Go forth and chaddify. Send your chaddis to
The Pink Chaddi Campaign,
C/O Alternate Law Forum,
122/4 Infantry Road
(opposite Infantry Wedding House)