Hotel Kerala-Fonia

I can’t tell you how happy I am. I just found Hotel Kerala-Fonia thanks to Praveen. As some of you know I can get quite enamoured by the fabulous Mallu accent singing parodies of all kinds. Am so thrilled. So so so thrilled.

Right click and download for the mp3.

And such fabulous lyrics. Some brilliant lines…

On the road to Trivandrum / Coconut oil in my hair
Warm smell of avial
Rising up through the air
Up ahead in the distance
I saw a bright pink tube-light
My tummy rumbled, I felt weak and thin
I had to stop for a bite
There he stood in the doorway
Flicked his mundu in style
And I was thinking to myself

I don’t like the look of his sinister smile
Then he lit up a petromax
Muttering “No power today”
More Mallus down the corridor
I thought I heard them say


His finger’s stuck up his nostril
He’s got a big, thick mustache
He makes an ugly, ugly noise
But that’s just his laugh
Buxom girls clad in pavada

Eating banana chips
Some roll their eyes, and
Some roll their hips
I said to the manager
My room’s full of mice
He said,
Don’t worry, saar,I sending you
meen karri, brandy and ice
And still those voices were crying from far away
Wake you up in the middle of the night
Just to hear them pray

The blind man was pouring
Stale sambar on rice
And he said
We are all just actors here
In Silk Smitha-disguise

Last thing I remember
I was writhing on the floor
That cockroach in my appam-stew was the culprit,
I am sure
Relax, said the watchman

This enema will make you well
And his friends laughed as they held me down
God’s Own Country? Oh, Hell!

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9 Responses to Hotel Kerala-Fonia

  1. Praveen says:

    haha 🙂 glad you liked it Neha!


  2. Nilu says:

    By the way, stop fooling yourself. You are not Mallu.


  3. Kavi says:

    had such a roll ! have promptly forwarded it too all malloo friends of mine ! vicarious pleasure at its best !”



  4. Bala says:

    Tooo Good


  5. Fantabolous !!! My wife (A Maloo) & me are gonna have a bout on this for sure….any idea whether the singer has a private album – am ready to take up the marketing rights….am serious…


  6. Hyde says:

    There is a song called “I am a Malayalee” based on Queen’s “I want to break free” 🙂


  7. msathia says:

    this is awesome. how many times will laugh today listening to this. you made my day…


  8. Nikita says:

    wow.. awesome song… hilarious


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